So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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