I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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