This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
