Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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