the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.