I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?