I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
