i may or may not be watching the land before time
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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