he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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