So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
foreskin is a definite game changer
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail