Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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