doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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