Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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