Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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