Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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