Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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