I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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