He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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