If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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