i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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