Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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