you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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