is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
its liver damage thursday
Randomize