when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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