Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The struggles of a small town man whore
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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