I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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