hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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