he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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