I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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