Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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