Porn is love you can see.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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