So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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