Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
