AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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