There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We just shotgunned beers for America
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
