Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.