it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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