I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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