Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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