I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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