Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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