So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic