He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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