I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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