i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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