The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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