He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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