so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.