Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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