I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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