I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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