Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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