I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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