Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
